The Donald Splat Ball

Tired of Trump? Frustrated + confused why the whole country isn’t sick of him? Well, take your aggression out on The Donald Splat Ball! Throw his annoying face + small hands against any hard surface + watch him go SPLAT! Chuck it at the TV. Drop it from a high altitude. Pull it, stretch it, even bite on it if that’s your thing (not recommended). This splat ball then returns back to its original shape to use again + again + again + again + good lord when will he just go away! Measures 3 inches around.