Secret Jewish Space Laser 1/400 Scale Model

Designed by Lazar Wolf + launched in 5780 from a secret base behind a Lower East Side deli, the Jewish Space Laser conducts orbital missions to smite anti-Semitic tropes + sabotage conspiracy theorists. Now that political weirdo Marjorie Taylor Greene has revealed the existence of this secret Jewish Space Laser, Dissent Pins decided to sell models of this scientific marvel to raise funds to defeat QAnon-supporting politicians. Now, you can carry a tchotchke-sized scale model of this very real + not at all fake satellite weapon which definitely exists. Laser 2.25 inches long.