Axolotl Joyride

When this axolotl gets up in the morning + sees himself in the mirror he thinks, “I should take a joyride.” The Axolotl Joyride is a pink axolotl driving around in a pullback white axolotl car! You might look at this + think, “That axolotl is a little full of itself.” I mean, it’s considered gauche to wear a shirt with your own band on it, so what does it mean when you have a 5.75 inch long, soft vinyl + plastic car shaped like yourself? What a cute little egomaniac!