Disappointed Sigh Sound Machine

Did you ever get so tired of sighing at things that you wanted to sigh, but then realized that would only make things worse? These days, so many things are disappointing that it’s too much of an effort to do all the sighing yourself. This 3.5 inch Disappointed Sigh noisemaker makes sure that no annoyance goes unacknowledged ever again. It includes four sighs- male, female, shocked + end of the world. With press-of-the-button automated dismay, you can express your grumpiness electronically! Batteries included.